Karen Dishes Out Entitled Advice To Vegas Woman Assaulted By Security Guards

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May 19, 2021 5:00 PM EDT

Cheezcake's resident Karen has the best tips to offer on a weekly basis so that you could live your absolute best life. With Karen by your side, no incompetent employees or managers will ever get in your way ever again. This week, Cheezcake readers wrote in asking for advice regarding successfully partying in Vegas without pesky security guards getting in your way, teaching a clueless daycare teacher how to properly take care of children, and finally, making a bridesmaid literally pay for not showing up to a bachelorette party. Scroll down for Karen's topnotch tips. 


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  • 01
    Happy - Dear Karen... I paid good money to watch a show in Las Vegas, but once I got Fabulous in, a security guard demanded that I wear a mask. I didn't pay S VEGAS NEVADA $200 to be forced into wearing a mask, so I kept it off. In response, security removed me from the premises! The audacity of it all! Tips? - Party Girl
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    Sleeve - Dear Party Girl, Good on you for standing 88 your ground! What will it take for these people to understand that you can do no wrong as a paying customer? Head straight to the manager and report the security guards for assault...
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    Organism - Once you successfully get the violent security guards 88 fired, demand a refund for your poor treatment. After all, you didn't even get to watch the expensive performance. The last step is to sue all of Vegas. Keep me posted, Party Girl! - Karen
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    Nose - Dear Karen.. My son got kicked out of daycare for "physically assaulting" the other kids on a daily basis. The teacher kept telling me I should get him professional help for his "aggressive behavior," but I know he's an angel. Any advice? Mama lion
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    Organism - Dear Mama lion, As his mother, you know your son best. Don't let anybody - let alone incompetent teachers - tell you otherwise. Clearly, she doesn't know the first thing about taking care of children, but that's not your problem. It's time to teach her a thing or two...
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    Organism - Ignore your son's dismissal and show up with him every day. Don't leave him there. Instead, stay for a while and demonstrate the proper way 88 to take care of children so she can take notes. The teacher and all the other parents at daycare will surely be in awe of your parenting skills.- Karen
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    Flower - Dear Karen. I bought personalized engraved necklaces for all my bridesmaids, but one ended up cancelling on my bachelorette party at the last minute due to a "family emergency." I asked her to pay me back because she's a no-show, but she says it's too expensive. Help! -Here Comes The Bride
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    Sleeve - Dear Here Comes The Bride, No bride should have to deal with such terrible 88 treatment, especially coming from one of her bridesmaids. Her job is to devote her entire being to you leading up to the wedding...
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    Organism - but because she seems to be going through a lot of personal issues, try to be more patient and give her a deadline to pay you back. If she fails to meet the deadline, kick her out of the bridal shower and out of your life immediately. - Karen
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    Purple - /// Any burning personal questions you would love to ask Karen? Email us at dearkaren.cheezcakeegmail.com A CHEEZCAKE FEATURE
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